I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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