You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Hippo gnu deer
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
This baby is an asshole
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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