So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
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