Umm I'm too high to move.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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