she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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