i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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