the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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