plz talk dirty to me
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I just googled if crying burns calories
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Randomize
