How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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