I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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