I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
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