Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
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