I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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