Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
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