I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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