You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I want to walk on stilts...naked
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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