OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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