if i died would you start the facebook group?
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
