Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
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