he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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