you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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