I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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