Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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