Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I supernannyed him into submission
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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