Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
Randomize
