I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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