You just made me feel so damn special
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
try to milk me bitch
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