it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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