My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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