We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
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