we made out on top of his cat.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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