these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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