Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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