so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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