I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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