you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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