he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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