I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
i drank out of a bidet.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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