Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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