anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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