i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
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