Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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