no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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