Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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