My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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