What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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