I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Your tits are I can't wait for
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Randomize
