ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I could fuck to npr.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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