I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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