Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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